Bob's Fun-Spirited Puns

THIS IS A KIJI ONLY PROMPT.
Kiji are drawn to Bob's presence as his energy signature makes them think he’s a departed soul they could gather, however because of his partial existence Kiji cannot collect him which causes confusion for young Kiji and annoyance to experienced ones. Those who know of Bob usually steer clear when he is spotted, however those that do not...

Draw or write any of your Kiji involved in, reciting, or being victim of a pun or joke. Jokes and puns can be verbal, physical, or metaphorical, but for most physical and metaphorical jokes we ask you  explain the pun in the description just so we don't misunderstand and send to corrections. Likewise, you can also just include Bob in the art/literature being punny.

Requirements: Art submissions do not need a background if Bob is present, but if not it needs at least a simple background. The image does not need color or shading, but must be lined. Literature must be at least 500 words and dialogue heavy.

Rewards: x1 Recovery Herb, with a 25% chance of Reality Essence or White Out and a 10% chance of Gaia's Healing or Yile's Safeguard, as well as x1 of one of the following scrolls: Weak Stun, Weak Burn, You Shall Not Pass, Resist Stun, Resist Burn.